Mister Skeleton

HELLO WE ARE CURTIS WE HAVE BEEN TOLD WE SHOULD WRITE “MORE TEMPTING PROSE” IN THESE INTRODUCTIONS SO AS TO “ENCOURAGE READERS TO UPGRADE TO PAID SUBSCRIPTIONS” WE ARE NOT ENTIRELY SURE THE MEANING OF SUCH EXHORTATIONS REST ASSURED WE WILL NOT ABASE OURSELVES WE WILL NOT GROVEL DECIDE FOR

The worst is when they rename a capital and then rename it right back just a few years later. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KAZAKHSTAN

If you shoot for the moon and miss, you’ll probably asphyxiate to death. Also true if you DON’T miss

Take a picture, it’ll last longer

FYI, I talked Mr. S out of asking a question for the word “ratiocination”, you’re welcome

We’re already getting spooky, and it’s not even October yet!

HELLO OUR NAME IS LEGION BUT YOU MAY CALL US CURTIS WE FIND THE PLURAL PRONOUN MORE NATURAL WE WILL USE IT FROM HERE ON OUT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD ALL CAPITAL LETTERS GIVES OUR EMAILS A FORBIDDING QUALITY THIS IS NOT OUR INTENTION HOWEVER WE WILL NOT CHANGE TODAY’

I’d watch a movie about Shirley & Louise

Today’s theme is: human sacrifice!

Despite being ripped from the headlines, today’s theme is NOT Law & Order