Mister Skeleton

Drinking pearl tea on the Pearl River before reaching the pearly gates

Olympia 2036, Olympia 2040, Olympia 2044, etc. Think about it!

I AM RETURNED

Those infants, they really were terrible

I would like to note that the Sphinx’s riddle failed to account for the development of wheelchairs

Ghost sharks and immortal cnidarians

It's always Sunny in Baltimore, it's always Inquiring in Philadelphia

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Still haven’t seen hide nor hair of Curtis. Though, he’s disembodied, so I guess that’s pretty typical

Big props to the Wikipedia editor who put a link to the song “It’s Raining Men” in the “See also” section of the Golconda article